ballsack licking

To gelatinously put tongue on ones jingle jangles

The homo was stupid and "ballsack licking".

by Baller63 December 29, 2014

lick the dogfort

The moment that you realize something you thought was impossible is, in fact, quite simple.

It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.

by OllyOxen April 20, 2020

Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit

"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"

by Fennejenny May 16, 2018

Devious Lick

A Devious lick or lick is a TikTok Trend in late 2021 where students or people steal school supplies, devices etc. It started when a video on TikTok was uploaded about a student stole a soap dispenser.

Bryan: Have you seen my devious lick?
Sam: You mean your electronic pencil sharpener?
Bryan: Yea

by ThatPlaneNerd September 15, 2021

Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Licking the whisk

Licking the chunky batter off a penis after it’s pulled out of an ass.

Susie really enjoys licking the whisk clean after Jim pulls his penis out of Becky’s ass

by Marktwain July 10, 2022

Licking A Cloud

Licking the inside of an emptied cocaine baggie

Gilbert is licking a cloud

by SynBangerang February 11, 2015