Jacob Saggytiddies

that one guy who will ALWAYS let you wear his sweatshirt

Girl 1: "Have you heard Jacob Sartorius's cover on All of Me?"

Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"

Girl 1: "Well n-"

Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"

by lipsoul is superior September 13, 2020

Raylin x Jacob

jacob being so oblivious while raylin is OBVIOUSLY confessing her love (L jacob)

jacob always giving raylin gifts when he knows that raylin cant give any back..

raylin and jacob ALWAYS hugging in the hallways, you will never see them not hugging (bella and jose could never)

when chloe brings up jacob in a conversation raylin blushes (well if its visible)

THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE

ship Raylin x Jacob NEOWWW

i made good oneshots for this..

by cupidfantasy March 24, 2023

Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.

"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 3, 2021

Jacob

Now that I’ve got your attention. HELP!!! IVE SOMEHOW BEEN SUCKED INTO THIS WEBSITE AND MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL EXISTENCE IS STUCK INSIDE URBANDICTIONARY.COM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!

Hey Jacob… YOURE STUCK IN A FUCKING COMPUTER VIA URBANDICTIONARY

by HELPTHEBOY November 23, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is the most stupidest most racist most weirdest and definitely the most dumbest person you will ever meet.

omg that dude is so dumb he's definitely a Jacob

by dummychily June 26, 2022

jacob latimore

jacob latimore is my husband. he is God given and has the smile and voice of an ANGEL , his most famous roles are emmett in the CHI and jeff in the maze runner, he will always be my first love and husband (also stream his songs on spotify xx)

feds: "ayo shes dying whats her type"
girl: "jacob latimore."

by jacoblatimoreswife April 16, 2024

jacob fiocca

stupid head, bully, liar

ew whatta jacob fiocca

by laurenbbebddhhdj June 15, 2018