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Jackson

Jackson’s are usually athletic, but enjoy VERY MUCH bragging about it. They are very tall. Like seriously, what are you taking?Jackson’s like to eat. They enjoy cookies, cake and apple pie. But NEVER give them the last cookie because they will eat it in front of you and you will be sad and then hit them but then they will hit you back. They are extremely good at drawing. But don’t be prepared to ask them to draw you, because I did like four years ago and I’m still waiting for it. They like computer games, I’m not joking I think they need to chill. It’s not normal how much I hear ‘HE KILLED ME RUN AWAY’. They refer to themselves quite highly, I have heard a many a times, ‘I’m a god. I’m a god. I’m a god. ‘ which is actually very debatable. They are very popular, they have lots of friends. I’m not quite sure how, but that’s just how it is. Maybe it’s because they are a “god”. They have very long eye lashes, like leave some for the girls please. It’s illegal. I have told them lots of times how to have a better style and how it will make them very cool and have girls going to them left and right. But, this is because they dress like it’s a funeral everyday. Sure maybe they can pull off the funeral look but we all know one or another, I will be buying them a pink shirt. I have also told them to dye their hair but I was sadly rejected. I will get there one day.

Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.

Thank you for your time.
“Is that Jackson”
“Yeah”
“Wow he’s so cool
I know he’s a god
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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Pull a Jackson

To either fiend for nicotine/marijuana (cigarettes, vapes, blunts, bowls, etc) and ask everyone to bum a smoke or hit their vape; or to crash the fuck out to the highest degree.
“Yo, can I ‘Pull a Jackson’ and hit your vape?”
by Fart noises March 1, 2025
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Jackson

Jackson is the fattest cunt I know. He is over the threshold of obesity with gigantic tits and kankles. 6XL clothes hate to see him coming but xxxs condoms will forever stay on shelves thanks to Jackson and his inverted penis. Should’ve been swallowed. What a shame and waste of time
Went to the beach friend “did you see that beached whale?” Turns out it was just Jackson
by Fattyfathater December 8, 2024
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Jackson Burns

Known for the most "Setups," in the world. Also known for the "wettest balls" in the world.
by Rocket Leauge God April 23, 2018
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Kavon Jackson

An all around really nice guy. He's amazing, sweet, caring, and has a great sense of humor. He loves to make people laugh and loves to laugh. He is handsome and very attractive, and has the greatest smile. He seems to sometimes thinks too low of himself because of his past mistakes, but has no reason to at all because he is exactly the perfect type of guy a girl could ask for. He is a guy you will love to have as a boyfriend and someone you will want to keep as a close friend. He is the guy you will look at and ask yourself why your boyfriend as wonderful as him. He is the just so wonderful.
Kavon Jackson - Brayden cannot go anywhere near a school
by DIDENTco May 4, 2022
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Jackson Effect

The Jackson Effect: When your social medias are based on similar interactions and you are unsure of the source you found said Jackson. This can lead to seeing a video or image on one source and calling of a Jackson aka a 'Fake Jackson' or a 'False Jackson' and may result in an endless Jackson loop if not rectified.
Davie: *Posts a video
Mitchell: Naw. No having that, JACKSON !
Davie: *Questions validity of the Jackson call
Davie: *Jackson spam
Eck: The Jackson Effect has kicked in
by The Jackson Effect November 20, 2020
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Jackson + Karleigh

Jackson + Karleigh- Soulmates.
“Jackson + Karleigh are adorable together! They need to get married like rn!”
by urmomisthebomb.com<3 December 18, 2021
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