ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.

Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.

by ducknipples March 22, 2022

ham

demands attention 24/7

my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me

by Nomerofshrimp May 25, 2014

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011

Ham Kilt

1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)

No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.

by Cam Franklin May 17, 2011

Ham

Similar to a hog, another word for dick or penis.

Yo, I’m trynna see this man ikems Ham.

by ځيرک December 15, 2020

Ham sanga

A girls vagina, typically one which has large lips that hang out like shaved slices of ham in a toasted sandwich

She had the cheesiest ham Sanga

by Face.rape.guru May 31, 2021

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023