Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Human

Verb; to human is when one interacts with other and puts stuff in their body known as food

Ima go be human for a second hold on...

by Monstrosity99 August 18, 2018

human

hopefully you know what this is. you are one... or are you?

I am a human.

by Just a Helpful Person January 27, 2019

Arts and Humanities Scholar

Somebody who hang toilet paper in the wrong way

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office

by distress69 September 19, 2018

human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

Human[s]lator

The 'person' who always says to how You should be to Live! And claims there's only one Way! Hims ones.

- Look out! The Humanslator is coming!
- Let's get outta here.

by proJektdariusz2D May 3, 2018

Human

Assholes with shitty listening skills

A human is the reason the world sucks today and a human will be the reason it all ends.

by *creative name* June 3, 2018