how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 01, 2022

see how I laugh at you

you'll never understand.. no you'll never understand.. you have a great taste for music

doctor I can't tell if I'm not me... see how I laugh at you you'll never understand no you'll never understand

by Kjoslnkcklnc October 08, 2023

how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.

how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.

how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.

by Dejene December 30, 2023

How Bout Them Bagels

I can't tell you man...

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning

by Kdog September 26, 2024

Why how

When you’re being a fucking idiot and you say why how instead of why or how.

MXBea on twitch “How did they do that oh you wanna know why how- wait fuck”

by MXBea April 05, 2021

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 06, 2023

NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT

Know you know how THEY felt when you where saying though mean things!

A dork (objectively) "NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT!"

Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"

Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."

by Hym Iam September 03, 2023