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King David High School

a school for posh nittys. the teachers do shit all and only come in for the pay check. the only school in the uk where u can get out of detentions by paying and it’s acceptable to know everything about your teachers lives. all the girls are wannabe tiktokers, sound like whiny fake londoners. while the boys are wannabe roadmen, smell like piss and bud and send nudes to every girl on their snap. the shed is the favourite spot for most of the students where anything goes.
kdhs may be inadequate but the noncey teachers are very adequate if you want all 9s to impress big tracy, daddy levy and the bigman .
boy: did u hear that annoying sound?

other boy: it’s a girl from king david high school

boy: we better dip
by urlocalnitty January 23, 2020
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Sir John A High

The pinnacle of average high school education, nicotine feinds and drug use. Filled with crackheads, rednecks, middle class hockey players and shitty teachers, this high school beats the rest by its diversity of middle class white kids and a few exchange students. While on the outside of the school in the student parking lot you will find on the daily burnouts, drifting, seshing and fiends roaming around begging for nicotine.
“Yo you go to sir John a high? Yeah I do!”
“Do you have any nicotine on you? Ah you must be from sir John a”
by Mexico123 January 25, 2020
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Patrick Henry high school

Diverse I guess but filled with:
1. White girls who act ghetto and think there really bout that street stuff when they really live on grandin court
2. Black girls are cool straight up but will stomp you out in a heartbeat

3. Weird white kids who do tiktok dances in the bathroom while I’m trying to piss
4. The 8% of white bitches who are stuck up and have a pinkty drinkty from Starbucks in their hand EVERY MORNING

5. FIGHTS LOTS OF FIGHTS
6. FOGS EVERYWHERE hmmm pink lemonade anyone????
7. GHETTO
Cave spring girl: which school do you go to?
Jayla: Patrick Henry high school
* hides in her hydroflasksksksksksksk*
by Icallthisatwenytwintwin February 28, 2020
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North Central High School

North Central High School is fill led with some of the baddest bitches and the finest niggas you will ever meet y'all sleep on NC and we also got a bomb ass science program. We keep our circles small and if you need weed or carts just ask anyone they got you fs .

And most of our teacher are lame asf but some of them really really cool. There's a lot more I can say like how you can get a ratchet ass bitch with some bomb sex but I'mma leave it like dis for now and for all the youngins that don't go to North Central you a whole ass retard 🤷🏽 ♀️
"Damn you ever been to North Central High School? "
"No but I wish I went there, I heard they school hella fun"
by Mamas😘 August 13, 2020
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Langham Creek High School

Langham Creek High School or also known as “Gangham” resides in Cypress Fairbanks ISD. It was the fourth high school to be made in the district.

This school is highly known for its popularity in the local media. The fights are one of a kind and honestly quite amusing. The school also has a bats and while their mascot may be the Lobos they should honestly change it to the Bats, but let’s be honest Lobos sounds better than Bats.

Everyday and every year there’s something going on in that school. So let’s never forget the fights, the sex scandal, the masturbations that happened in class, the car crash, dirty condoms, the bats, the dogs, the drug arrest, the kid who brought a gun, and most of all let’s never forget about the friends we made along the way.

Langham Creek may seem trashy but it holds a special place in our hearts.

Here’s our Alma Mater if anyone cares:
We the students of Langham Creek High

Held close by our pride.

Drawn by loyalty to our colors true

Our red, black and white.

Striving e'er to seek to know,

down the path of life.

With much joy we recall these times

Had at Langham Creek High.

Anyways you’ll definitely make memories in this school whether it’s bad or good!
-“wow did you hear? Langham Creek High School were in lockdown cause a kid brought a gun to school!”(kid ended up being in an actual gang and was out on bail but then had to go back to jail cause he possibly murdered someone)

-“come at me bro, you’re a fucking pussy!” (Something someone said to his opponent during a fight at Langham Creek High School)

-“do you love me?” No reply *sucking noises continues* (Something I heard in the stairwell when skipping fifth period around C lunch at Langham Creek High School)

-“ooh look it’s another used condom!” (The whole class saw the used condom near the chemistry hall at Langham Creek High School)

-“Coolmath is not educational if you keep playing Papa’s wingeria.” (My math teacher said this while I was using a computer at Langham Creek High School)

-“lmao I want to die.” (Random kid said during passing period at Langham Creek High School)

-“Hey so due to last Friday’s incident we decided that everyone gets free ice cream tomorrow.” (What the principal said after the kid brought a gun to school through the PA system in Langham Creek High School)

-“did you hear? The soccer coach is fucking one of his students.” (He actually was and she was bragging about it to other students in Langham Creek High School)

-“I’m not kidding Mrs.X I need to take a massive shit right now!” (Kid said this out loud during class in Langham Creek High School)
by Orangetoastyboi January 6, 2021
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Buckeye Trail High school

Buckeye Trail Highschool is located in buttfuck knowhere, Guernseey County, Ohio. This school has many cousinfuckerredneckhilbillyhonkytonkpeasantblockheadloobybootmulletloving ass motherfuckers. Most of them like to rev their big ole trump themed truck engines in the school parking lot.
Kamden- “Hey doesn’t that kid go to Buckeye Trail High school?” *pointing at the hill billy redneck kid with the mullet*
by fistedyourmom September 5, 2021
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Brea Olinda High School

A high school on top of a hill that has terrible traffic in the morning, and especially in the afternoon.

The layout of the school can be confusing to traverse since it's so damn symmetrical and you might find yourself on the opposite side of the school on the way to your next period. There's a pointless diagonal pattern pathway in the center grass field in the middle of the school that most students just ignore and walk their own way. The stairs and hallways are always crowded especially when it's lunch break, and if you're not lucky enough to have a 4th period class near the lunch stalls you're gonna have to wait in even more crowded lines to get the lunch they hand out, not that you'd be missing much since the lunch they give out is worse than prison food. The student population is well over 1,500 so it's no mystery why it's like that.

The teachers are okay, the counselors are alright, if you go to this school chances are you'll probably also go to college. If not, then you're not one of the majority of the students who do and you'll also most likely be attending the secondary school halfway down the hill called Brea Canyon High School, don't worry though you have to have an IQ of less than 15 to get there or either you chose to go there instead since it's easier and they have shorter school days.
Fun Fact: Sometimes in the morning Brea Olinda High School has a crow that perches on top of the flagpole and just watches people pass by, it's actually quite majestic.

(Probably an undercover bird drone to spy on the students)
by Totally a real crow September 19, 2021
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