Ring hand

When a female gets engaged, while wearing the new engagement ring suddenly picks up an annoying habit of obvious hand gesturing or photo posing, to flash the ring, often referred to as "a case of ring hand"
Undercover thots getting wife, next thing you know they all over insagram with ring hand, Smh.
by Smjpl December 26, 2015
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Ball hands

When handling ten pound balls and debating weather or not to have an appetizer at the bowling lanes.
Amber- should we order some food?

Marie- No we have ball hands from touching all these balls! Shit you know how many people have touched these balls!
by mll777 January 03, 2012
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hand cheeks

two hands placed together in the position to make a hand fart, with the fleshy parts below the pinkies forming a nice, parted set of cheeks through which to squeeze artificial farts.
"Dude, what was that noise, did you just fart?" "No, man, that was my hand cheeks"
by Johnny Clemz October 24, 2008
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Walker Hand

A hand in any given card game that is completely useless.
I was playing poker last night, but I kept getting walker hands, so I lost every round.
by pendactic July 24, 2011
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Walmart hands

That disgusting grimy feeling on your hands from shopping from touching dusty and germy products.

Usually in stores like Walmart where people (mostly children) stick their gross fingers on everything, and layers of dirt and dust cling to everything. Yum!
Mom: Come help me unload these groceries.

Me: Gimme a second, I gotta go wash these gross ass Walmart hands.
by Meow173 February 24, 2014
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urine hand

When a person pisses in their hand during masturbation to increase the friction of the rubbing. (Salt in the urine creates more friction.)
Rubbing my dick dry wasn't working, had to give myself the urine hand.
by Shaymus99 August 11, 2021
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Hand job

When another person usually a female strokes a mans penis
Dude haylin wanted her phone back so I made her give me a hand job for it
by Hidhdyr7 May 01, 2019
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