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Depression

one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass

I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle

Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake

a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills

I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids

A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy

THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression
Depression. The part when the author ate some ass made me cry. That was so deep.
by Deep dolphin October 15, 2020
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Post-ritual depression

The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual

Also know as post-papa depression.
Man, the post-ritual depression is hitting me hard. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything.
by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025
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video game depression

that feeling when you play an amazing game that leaves you depressed for months and no other game can make you feel the same way and it affects your mental health and personal life until you can find another game
friend 1: hey dude, have you ever played the walking dead?

friend 2: oh yeah that game made me fall into a video game depression
by epicgamer#06 December 19, 2019
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Depression

A mind set of being stuck a feeling of constant failure you feel like a failure you feel ugly not wanting to get up in the morning most people say well just don't be sad but your not sad you feel lost in a maze you can't escape in your mind because it's worse there your just lazy no were finding the motivation to want to breath it sometimes makes you want to hurt your self because you feel like it's the only way out or to escape but you get told you just want attention then that makes you feel worse words have a bad impact on you to you get told one negative thing and it sticks but you get a million compliments and they all role off but that one thing that got said sticks for days months or years and you would never know how much a person suffers from the outside the most sad are the kindest because they know how it feels to suffer in silence and don't want anyone to go through it if they don't have to this is the meaning of depression form a first person view so be careful what you say because you could be that last straw for someone to snap and end it all. WORDS CAN IMPACT SOMEONE in a good or bad way WATCH WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!
depression is a bad thing to deal with.
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Depressed

You.
Look at Linda, she messed up her makeup she looks depressed.
by Mozzarella snake April 14, 2021
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Post Prang Depression

Used after having a car crash.
He must have a (ppd) Post Prang Depression after hitting that tree last night.
by 24Ugnada October 23, 2008
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Depressed

Sociopathic definition on one of or a combination of "bored out of my skull," "feeling nostolgic," &/or "that bland sensation you have when you're not laughing or preoccupied."
1) Nothing she found online at her usual entertainment sites was clicking with her. The fails weren't funny & the articles weren;t interesting. Depressed, she pondered whether she should replay a video game or reread a book.

2) She became depressed when she compared modern times to the early 90s, wondering how children growing up with talentless musicians, bland fashions, brain-dead plastic celebrities, & intelligence-frying reality shows would turn out as adults.

3) She was in a funk that day & needed a continuous stream of lulz to life her depression.
by Likalaruku November 2, 2009
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