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When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.
Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."
by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021
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Dry

When you're flabbergasted, uncomfortable, or dumbfounded, and begin saying or doing things that exhibit these attributes.
GUY 1: *Sees a hot girl nearby and becomes nervous.*

GUY 1: "Dude, look at this funny video. Isn't it hilarious? What time is it, anyways?"

GUY 2: "Bro, you're dry as hell right now. You're just nervous cause there's a smokin' hot girl over there."

GUY 1: "Shut the hell up. I'm not dry!"
by barrybingle November 17, 2021
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dry skull fuck

When u fuck someones ear till it bleeds.Then after that u get ur penis and whack the back of there head.
Damn Rose that was the best dry skull fuck ever.
by anonymous March 14, 2022
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Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.
He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.
by BigSick March 21, 2022
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Dry Horror

A Horror movie or setting that is bland, corny, and dull.
"Did you watch that new Horror movie The Killer Werewolf?"
"No, my friend told me it was just another Dry Horror film and I just can't sit through those."
by Svellack March 25, 2022
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I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022
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