Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

See also "The bee's knees", " the dog's bollocks ".

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

ice cream biter

An ice cream biter is an amazing individual. The fact that they can bite into ice cream shows how much of a bad ass they are. Oh, and they're sexual freaks.

Lady 1: OMG, look at him, he's an ice cream biter. I bet he knows all the sexual secrets.
Lady 2: I bet you're right, I'd love to be in the sack with him.

by revengeiskey June 5, 2021

Jack Me Cream

Lotion that is meticulously placed by ones bed or computer for quick access to masturbate.

Ahh shit, my little brother used all my jack me cream.

by Cephas Cowick November 5, 2010

Boston Cream Pie

When you blow your load in a chicks ass and she shits on your dick !! at the same time

( Boston cream Pie ) Dude i cream pied a Cute girl last night and she lost control and shit on my dick at the same time ,,,Wow you guys made a Boston creme pie

by Pervertboy86 August 27, 2022

ice cream sandwitch

When two black men sit on either side of a white man.

An ice cream sandwitch is really awkward.

by Cuvass September 15, 2016

Inverted Cream Stream

The act of performing a one handed hand stand while simultaneously beating ones meat until ultimately sending an ejaculatory stream of warm seimen into ones mouthhole.

The young man acquired several injuries while in the act of performing an inverted cream stream.

by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015

ice cream job

When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary

"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!

by Antiumone November 23, 2013