Clottage cheese

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017

squink cheese

When you collect enough cum so that you can make a pound of cheese from it. Possibly enough to make a squink pizza

I heard Sophie has a collection of squink cheese from her boyfriend's shrafe

by DepressoLatte November 30, 2019

Cheese gratter

Is a wood stick and sand paper wrapped around it and then tape it there you go cheese gratter.

Dude: hey man pass the cheese gratter
Grill: here

Dude: thanks

Cheese gratter: shkshksgksgskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskshsksgskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude: Augh!
Grill: hmm dat shit good hmmm

by XXNX.COMChubs69_420 December 9, 2019

deez cheese

A faggot who comments the N-word on a school post.

Deez Cheese: Nigger

by Beez Deez December 17, 2019

Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning

Bro do u have knob cheese?

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020

Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.

Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020

zach and cheese

When your friend Zach is has passed out so you cover their body in cheese.

friend 1: what did you do yesterday?
Friend 2: I made some Zach and cheese
Friend 3: That's why he smells like mozzarella.

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020