Captain Morgan

The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.

I’m gonna Captain Morgan this shit and it’s gonna be epic!

by Midget105 January 12, 2020

captain clutch rider

Excessively rides the clutch in car

Joe is such a captain clutch rider!

by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018

Captain Hook

a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand

When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.

by the rage March 28, 2015

Captain CamoPants

A name given to someone who wears BDU bottoms, or camopants.

Heya Captain CamoPants, I can't see you!

by Captain CamoPants March 30, 2008

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.

"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024