Hatty Birthday

A hat trick scored by a hockey player on the day of their birthday.

"Hey guys, Bertuzzi got a hat trick tonight, its called a Hatty Birthday"
"Hatty Birthday Tyler Bertuzzi! You got a beauty hat trick tonight at the game against Colorado."

by Samwise_92 February 27, 2024

Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.

What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.

by Mr Fury March 21, 2024

Texas Birthday

One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee

Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.

by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024

the birth

the beginning of something

"the birth of youtube"

by pollen01 March 26, 2024

the birth

the beginning of something

The birth of youtube

by pollen01 March 26, 2024

the birth

the beginning of something

The birth of youtube

by pollen01 March 26, 2024

nadïr bartholomule

a menacing plo that spits out camel matter within the processes of its own mind. Whilst doing this, it must achieve unison within Gary’s syndrome or else severe consequences may be unleashed upon the universe, including but not limited to johan bag-o-sius. Little prawns may also poop inhabilitations fortitude alliances infringing on the act of heritages deemed necessary for virtuous actions of peenile news forces to fart everywhere hoooo gyoosh they’re farting guys.

the nadïr bartholomule that we stumbled across is very moighty thyroid17, and has lots of access points scattered around in various places.

by cestpool June 4, 2024