itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 3, 2016

itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 3, 2016

Floaty biscuit

Another word for a poo in the toilet

Who's left a floaty biscuit in the toilet

by Jellydoc August 6, 2016

digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.

Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Dry Biscuits

A strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

potty biscuits

Very lumpy shit that goes into the toilet.

The other day I let loose the largest potty biscuits into the toilet.

by Bubblehiney November 16, 2016

flipping biscuits

worst swear of all time oh golly

teacher: you fail
you: flipping biscuits!

by neowhy December 7, 2016