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Asian Michael

He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.
#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
by #fuckMichael March 28, 2020
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Asian Sewer

Ass fucking after having spicy Asian food that has induced diarrhea.
Man I'm Keen for an Asian Sewer tonight after that curry yesterday.
by Captimscott January 4, 2025
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asian pudding

bobby- i live asian pudding
sarah- whats that
bobby- melted cheese
by jack_aint_black March 6, 2018
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Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of dumb pepega people in the emojis it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: Sorry I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
by MortyBoi December 8, 2020
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Asian Grind

No need for mommy to remind you work hard and keep up when you have been on the A.G.

Step 1: No Phone
Step 2: Get yo math toolbox and study 24 7
Step 3: Only free time you get is on bedtime
Step 4: If you aint get no A's on math you doin it wrong
HERRO Ling Ling STUDY FOR MATH QUEEZ RA NOUW!
Mimi do not disturb, busy doing cacoolashons. On ze Asian Grind , no disrakshon mimi
by markuzz_oof April 15, 2019
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Asian lightning

by Whysgegayegwv April 23, 2020
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Suriya the asian

Suriya is asian. She likes bad music, sorry, "k-pop" which is absolute cheeks. She is always hoeing around and loves dick. nah jk but she moved from wisconsin but she shouldve gone to alabama because she wants to fuck her cousin in his asshole. honestly she is a very loving person and shes like my best friend and she will try you right as long as you show her respect but she tends to not like people for no reason sometimes (@ cathy) I agree about elizabeth though... and I oop... teaaaa SSS

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Brenna: Who even likes BTS
Violette: Oh you haven't heard Suriya rant about them
Brenna: No I never listen... "and I oop-"- dr williams@jane
Violette: well she actually gets wet over BTS, i think they are like a Korean band or something

Suriya the asian is OBSESSED with k-pop... :/

I miss suriya the asian <3
by jakepaul4ever October 1, 2019
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