by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020

Ok
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

Threat
Trans:I've shaved him.
We only use it to our sworn enemies .It is used to tell your enemies that you will wipe them from the face of the earth.
Trans:I've shaved him.
We only use it to our sworn enemies .It is used to tell your enemies that you will wipe them from the face of the earth.
Me:I've got my driver license.
Father:I won't buy you a car.
Me:If you don't buy me a car ,te-am ras.
Father:I won't buy you a car.
Me:If you don't buy me a car ,te-am ras.
by gladiatoros April 19, 2022


Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025
