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Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.
My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.
by Noemad April 8, 2022
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Alabama spit swap

When on man ejaculate into another mans urethra
Last night me and Donny we’re wrastlin and we gave each other the old Alabama spit swap
by Thicc shawty April 15, 2022
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Alabama cumback

When you're having sex with your sibling, cousin, or relative, and you pull out to cum on their back.
So I was fuckin' my saster, and I gave 'er a Alabama cumback.
by God's Erection November 2, 2021
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Alabamaism

Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.
1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism
by Glorified midget November 4, 2021
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alabama introduction

When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban
Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.
by Jojo323 November 6, 2021
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Alabama Uki Mouth

A sexual act where your partner puts in a large pinch of dip and during sex, spits dip spit into your mouth
Dale wanted sex last night and I didn’t realize he had dip in and gave me an Alabama Uki mouth. It was so gross
by Obama’s left nut November 11, 2021
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
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