Weed

Bedtime Gummies

Mom can I get some weed? Of course honey

by ItzLilChoppa October 13, 2021

Weed

A green herb you smoke and then see rainbows and other weird crap

I smoke so much weed today I'm higher than heaven

by Agreenybot December 17, 2019

weed rape

To have weed taken from you without consent.

Person 1: Hey, are you down to chill tonight?

Person 2: No man, my roommate totally weed raped me. He just left me ten dollars and took the rest of my green. That shit wasn't consensual.

by gangstamusic May 28, 2014

Weed🍃

it’s a drug that make you feel calm and relaxed 🍃

Weed🍃 makes me feel so relaxed

by staciegetshigh🍃 October 27, 2023

Weed Muggle

Derived from weed smoking Harry Potter fans who made it through the pandemic with magical herbs

1. Anti-marijuana non magic users.
2. Those idiot Republicans who need weed more than anyone.

Facetious and Malarkey? Weed muggles won't use those words their whole lives!

by MoonFire1985 April 16, 2021

Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 November 30, 2018