poor man's pizza sandwich

When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.

" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"

by gnizzo foshizzo August 2, 2009

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

Chi sy Pizza des

You have a small penis

Chi sy pizza des!

by Daniel Avram November 23, 2003

See how the Jamaican pizza steals

To play an familiar game or run a familiar scam in a new location or environment

"These bettys in Kansas City are staring to bore me; I'mna head over to St. Louis, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."; "Heard they had warrant for me on the South Side; I'm breaking Northend, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."

by Guffy the WB December 20, 2008

New York Style Pizza

So-called “food” that tastes even worse than dog feces coated with human blood.

Chicago Style Pizza OWNS New York Style Pizza!

by Santa Claus. April 20, 2009

gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.

someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night

by randompersonwithinternet January 13, 2022

Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.

Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?

by giltinė October 29, 2020