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ass drag

used as a form of initiation when your naked ass is dragged over a rough carpet; usually resulting in a bloody ass and scars for life; also the inability to sit
"the ass drag made me cry for hours"
by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003
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Ass puppet

When a person only says what their “puppet master” would say as a response… like the “master” has his arm up the “puppet’s” ass and is working its mouth with their hand.
JD Vance is just Donald Trump’s ass puppet.
by T-sen October 2, 2025
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Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.
"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."
by MsOb June 23, 2016
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stop showing ass

big ass is bad for your eyes
run the ass will eat you stop showing ass and you can escape
by bainos_yeahh March 22, 2023
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ass puppet

Ass puppet

(One who is not at all real)

Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"

"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
Ass puppet Ass Other Eye candy fake
by jean3306 November 9, 2013
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ass

the lower part of the body, an absolute need when coming to girls. Tits are just a plus, but when we are talking ass, it's a different story (PHAT)
That is one phat ass Julia! Look at the size of that thing! Its thangin! The sheer girth of it alone is uncomprehend able! The tits need some work though.
by KLJ12354 October 26, 2020
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