Dumb Dick

A penis that doesn't know where to go

That guy on our team has a dumb dick

by Dumb Dick Guy August 22, 2019

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vacation dick

Dick that is received on few occasions due to its intense size and quality, as opposed to vacation dick.

Vacation Dick

"Are you gonna hook up James again?"
"Hell no, I won't be able ride that horse cock again until i can feel my thighs again".

by Arizona Concept June 9, 2016

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Dick Archery

A sexual act wherein a man draws a bullseye on his girlfriend's asshole, gets a running start from across the room, and tries to score a bullseye with his boner.

"Did you hear what happened to Jim? He got hurt playing Dick Archery last night."

by King Logar April 24, 2021

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Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022

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Dick Fence

A girl who with her infinite hotness is surrounded by a group of guys at all times thus forming the "dick fence"

Usually occurs in undisclosed deployed locations

Me: "Hey bro look at that group of guys following around that girl."
Bro: " Yeah man, that what you call a dick fence."

by dRocl October 12, 2015

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