Ass-time

An Ash Tray

When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.

by Princess Ninja Duck May 4, 2021

ass munchie

When a man lickith the brown eye and gets le aids

Doctor: Sorry sun you have been a ass munchie for too long, time to do dead.

by BlackSlave63 September 19, 2018

Traffic ass

When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.

Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.

by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021

Cop ass dude

Meth addict with a badge number.

Hey bro, you see that cop ass dude over there?

by Betty Broomer August 5, 2018

Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant

Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.

by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018

dry ass lying

Straight lying simple.

You straight dry ass lying on me.

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Ass

The most sexiest thing on the human body, you just want to grab it and smack it. Then ya'll realize that Jaydens, Bellas, and Autumns have the most fine ass ever.

Friend: hey, look at Bellas/Autumns/Jaydens ass
Bf/Gf: thats mine and I love it.

by Lil Frogget January 20, 2022