Ass Fries

Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.

Tails just sat on the fries and they are now "ass fries"

by Gonads Johnson July 3, 2018

Ass

1. An animal of the horse family, which is smaller than a horse, has longer ears, and a braying call
2. A stupid or foolish person
3. Used to describe something unpleasant
4. A person's buttocks or anus

That ass of a young man.
The cake was ass.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

tabbys tv ass

Tabby has got the slimmest but widest ass just like a tv

Have you seen “tabbys tv ass”

Yeh man! It’s huge

by Tv ass dog October 30, 2019

clap happy pussy ass trick

a clap happy pussy ass trick is a bitch that continually does her man's dick cause it feels good and she ain't got nothing better to do than to get high off the climax with his rod that she creates a still picure of his dick in her and his mind until it happpens that way

Angelina Jolie is such a clap happy pussy ass trick with any of her men she traps em and they can't leave her fucking ass presence cause she frame them in her vags.

by aromabinger February 9, 2024

That fucking bitch ass dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass

That fucking bitch ass dog

by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024

bald ass honkey

a bald she-male

Joe: what's that over there
Mike: that's a BALD ASS HONKEY!

by Joe Noe May 16, 2016

ass-ault

An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.

Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020