flying Dick Dong

When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.

If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024

Dick

Steven

Steven is a dick

by Jaiiiiii January 7, 2024

Toji dick rider

Gege akutami!! (me too Gege, me too.)

guy1: "i got in a competition on who's the biggest Toji dick rider"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"

by fleshcheesecake January 7, 2024

dick bitch

a phrase used to describe someone who is incessantly and annoyingly squawking about and hero-worshipping a specific person, and personally attacking those who express dislike of said person. especially someone with higher social standing than the aforementioned dick bitch. the phrase is quite self explanatory. one who is a bitch for anothers dick. but always derogatorily.

your brother is such a dick bitch for andrew tate; constantly saying how smart he is- like obviously not. The fucker looks like he was the reason that there were always bites out of those foam footballs in 5th grade, and somehow a marine life form at the same time! Foam-eating goldfish lookin ass-

by Professer Funnæy January 8, 2024

Dicking Down

When someone is trying their hardest for a girl (offering to buy them things, etc.) when she doesn't like you back.

Bilal: kaede ill buy you nitro
kaede: thanks fat shit
ttv: stop dicking down bilal

bilal: saj lets have matching hello kitty pfps
saj: ew no your weird
bilal: please bb
ttv: stop dicking down bilal

by TTVmannn January 8, 2024

Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR

"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.

by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024

Shrimp Dick Syndrome

A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.

It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.

by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024