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Fuck-o-meter

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK
by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020
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swag-o-knight

a swag-o-knight a swagmeister who has reached such epic proportions of swag they can turn their swag into weapons
level 10 swaggot: yo sup homedog yo got no swag wanna fight? come on den homedog! level 1000000000000000000000000000000 swag-o-knight *materialises swag-o-sword and steals all his swag*
by dondochakka October 4, 2013
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Code-o-phobia

Code-O-Phobia *noun*
to develop a negative feeling while developing messy code
Example: "Damn bro I think I got Code-O-Phobia
by Chunkybo1 January 26, 2021
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Colange O' Clock

‘the time of the night where alcoholic beverages enter the system of many individuals at a rapid rate before heading to zhivagos’
Paul - ‘Hey, Dimi! you know what time it is?’. Dimi - ‘Indeed, it is Colange O' Clock WE ARE ON!’
by Chris Koulos October 15, 2021
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blow an o ring

taking such a tremendous shit that it feels like ur asshole just blew out...
oh man, that was one explosive shit, i think i just blew an o ring..
by HoMeS March 11, 2004
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Techn O' Clock

a varible time of day in which techno music must be put on without exception.
Tomas: Yo son.. are we gonna play that new 50 Cent track?
Jacob: nahhh nigga. Its Techn O' Clock
Tomas: OH shitt nigga.. i didn't notice.. hit up the ill Tiesto
by Sagrr April 9, 2007
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thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.
*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
by YAWA December 1, 2018
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