When you shit and jizz into a gaping cavity and the mixed solution is poured onto a tray. The mixture is then diluted with Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia and put on the bench for 30 minutes allowing all air bubbles to disappear. It is then placed in an oven at 180 degrees celsius and cooked for 25 minutes or until the potent smell extends to every room in your home. the finished product is then put in a jar and used for morning toast.
by Chronic O February 17, 2015
by Smartditz March 30, 2014
A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.
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by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 09, 2011
Female whose insecurities drive her to catch unflattering pics of women whose looks have triggered the roving eyes on their love interests.
Subversive Suzie the photogbomb twat, caught a most unflattering pic of the busty,bench pressing, chick at the gym that stirred a serious man ogle erection in her man.
by Gerald E. Smith January 05, 2020
Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.
Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them
Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them
Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011