Uncle whore

Someone who willing sleeps with there uncle

That chick is an uncle whore

by The.one.the.only January 1, 2019

Uncle Pector

This is the exact DNA match of Uncle Fester. However he has had his fair share of Hagfish and bobbit worms, ultimately causing him to form into a chrysalis and to hatch as uncle Pector. The hagburps are uncontrollable at this stage, especially at Christmas.

Steven was reinacting Uncle Pector on his Wednesday ritual.

by Uncle Pecter January 14, 2019

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Too uncle

When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle

John is too uncle for transition lenses.

by Johndoe30 July 22, 2018

uncle jeff’d

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.

At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.

by Not Karissa August 26, 2018

Uncle Dan

The act of adopting a female in adolescence and then marrying her as soon as she is of legal age

He straight up pulled an uncle dan when he married his adopted daughter as soon as she was 18

by Msmith17192 January 18, 2019

Uncle Shortbus

That one family member who is known to everyone else as retarded. While this may be the case, he prefers to be called shortbus instead of retard so that he thinks he is equal to everyone else. It also reminds him of his friends who ride the shortbus with him to the adult night school, at which he learns his alphabet. He likes to be called Uncle after not being one to anybody since he is an only child.

"Hey John, have you seen Uncle Shortbus lately?"
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."

by Uncle Shortbus January 22, 2019