Dewski King

A complete crack head kid who gets jacked up on Mountain Dew all day everyday. A dewski king tends to drink all of your “DEWSKI” aka Mountain Dew when he’s at your house. Nobody truly knows what is wrong with Dewski King.

Oh fuck it’s dewski king, hold my dewski.

by Blakessketit April 1, 2019

King Vitaman

An American brand of breakfast cereal produced by Quaker Oats and sold in the United States. The cereal was introduced in 1968, and changed mascots several times. The cereal was discontinued in 2019. It boasted high vitamin and iron content, in addition to a more modest amount of sugar

King Vitaman Cereal was the best.

by SPrice1980 May 1, 2022

King of the Napkin

an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.

When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.

by funatwork1 December 8, 2021

King Olly

Olly, better known as King Olly, is the main antagonist throughout the events of Paper Mario: The Origami King. He is a vengeful origami king who wants to punish all the Toads by turning them into pieces of blank paper after the Origami Craftsman wrote on him, believing that the Origami Craftsman had scribbled on him. Throughout his scheme, Olly seems to be unaware of what was truly written on him. He believes that flat paper individuals are "inferior" and should be " folded up". He is responsible for the streamers that wrapped around Peach's Castle and brought it to Hotfoot Crater, and for the many members of the Koopa Troop that were folded up into Folded Soldiers. He also was responsible for turning Toads into origami, and he unsuccessfully attempted to erase all Toads via the Thousand Cranes Technique. At the end, he was finally knocked out of his madness with Olivia's Hammer Attack and brought back to reality. He then apologized for all of his misdeeds and passed away from his defeat by Mario and Olivia. It is safe to say that Olly was not truly evil, just blinded by hatred and malice.

King Olly: "I just became so blinded by rage. I did so many unforgivable things..."

by Paper Lexicographer May 27, 2022

King Joso

Cooler than the other side of the pillow. known to fuck bitches and get money. One thing bout him after tonight dont .... well u kno the rest 🤣

King Joso fucked my bm.

by Gq Joe March 15, 2021

king hoover

1 of the two leaders of the 6GD, IGD, and FN. King hoover came into power after King David was killed 6y o-nuts.

Davole,"You know who Larry hoover is?"
Devin,"who?"
Davole,"Larry Hoover"
Devin,"I OUGHTTA SMOKE YO PUNK ASS FOR DISRESPECTIN KING HOOVER"

by BIG_6 February 15, 2018

Burger King

the most spectacular place if you like fast internet and great burgers.

burger king is superior in everyday

eat there

oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there

Customer: *brings in a monitor, gaming tower, mouse, and keyboard*
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.

by AI_Buni November 19, 2020