John Kingington

King size rolling papers!

"Lets stick 10 John Kingingtons together and roll up some weed"

by chewrocket October 24, 2008

John Aylward

The true crime MVP.

Jose: “You always watch all the best true crime documentaries; who’s your supplier?”

Steven: “John Aylward, my man”

by smelliott7 April 18, 2021

John turner

A short dick hardworking "man"

This guy is a john turner lookin motherfucker

by Twizzle1195 October 8, 2018

sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.

She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018

John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019

John D'Auria

John D'Auria has one of the worst accounts on Twitter. He has a weird crush on Adam Cole and usually tweets about hiim daily. He also loves Pat McAfee and watches The Pat McAfee show every morning,

John D'Auria and Pat McAfee are relatable

by Randomlyly May 20, 2021

john skilton

so fucking amazing and good in bed :)
love of your life
treats a girl perfectly
not very good taste in girls

oh john skilton HARDER

by CJ270709 April 15, 2010