Klunk dump

Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.
by 420 yes scope March 20, 2017
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Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.
by jbleezy April 13, 2015
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Rock Dump

When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.
The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.
by The Man Stan April 21, 2015
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Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023
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dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
I just had the biggest dump failure.
by kittttttten February 03, 2017
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Backpack Dump

When you take someone’s backpack, take a dump in it and bring it back without them knowing.
**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.

**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**

Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump
by Trappa-keepa March 23, 2018
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Dump truffle

The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.
After exhausting sex, I took a dump truffle on her large breasts as she slept.
by The_Friendly_Faitheist January 03, 2017
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