by I used my brain1 November 06, 2019
A person who genuinely holds and argues objectionable opinions, usually on the internet, until the point where the thread doesn't go the way they expected; at which point they try to deflect the justified heat by claiming to be a 'devil's advocate'. A constant source of irritation to people who spent the energy arguing with them.
"Did that guy really just equate jokes about Easter to jokes about Muslims being terrorists?"
"Yep, but once he gets flamed he's gonna say he was only trying to start a debate; typical devil's dickvocate"
"You want a vegan option? What if I demanded a steak option in a vegan restaurant?"
"Stop being a devil's dickvocate Miles"
"Yep, but once he gets flamed he's gonna say he was only trying to start a debate; typical devil's dickvocate"
"You want a vegan option? What if I demanded a steak option in a vegan restaurant?"
"Stop being a devil's dickvocate Miles"
by Bi-election April 04, 2021
by zzing December 08, 2021
Devil's Haircut, thinking about causing trouble, being mischievous , misbehaving,
Having bad thoughts of doing bad things, a troublemaker has a Devil's Haircut in his mind
is a state of mind
Having bad thoughts of doing bad things, a troublemaker has a Devil's Haircut in his mind
is a state of mind
I wouldn't have taken her home with me but I had a Devil's Haircut that night.
When I got pulled over I was only doing a hundred, I told the cop that my Devil's Haircut made me do it.
When I got pulled over I was only doing a hundred, I told the cop that my Devil's Haircut made me do it.
by somesillymechanic October 12, 2022
by BoredInTheBasement June 22, 2024
by L0cus.t December 21, 2021
To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.
See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?
Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
by notyourfiend August 15, 2019