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poo brown

a shade of brown that creepily looks a lot like poo; also used as an insult to call sus people in among us
oh my god you were such a poo brown in among us yesterday
oh my god your hair is poo brown color
by dolla72480 June 20, 2021
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poo-alyzed

When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.
I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.
by Plarp2 July 9, 2021
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Poo Zamboni

When Ryan makes anal love to Uvonne he calls it the Poo Zamboni.
Cody asked Ryan what he did last night and he said I gave the Poo Zamboni to your mom!
by Scotttybitch November 11, 2022
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Poo tang

The sharp, acidic smell which creeps under the partition and hits your nose in a toilet cubicle when someone in the cubicle next to you is parking their breakfast.
"Jesus christ, Jeff... the poo tang in those thunderboxes this morning burned all my nose hairs out."

"It's a very nice bar but the WC always stinks of poo tang".
by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022
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Poo jokester

11 year old who loves his sibling sexually and thinks he is funny by saying poo jokes and has 1 friend which doesn’t really count because it is his brother and he has another friend who is a chipmunk so that doesn’t count either bye poo jokester
Stop being a poo jokester
by Fairy dinkelberry April 29, 2022
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Poo Shiestenberg

A man known for being a lovable shwashbuckling pirate the traveled the great seas
Woah have you heard of poo shiestenberg?
Of course i have
by BeanStealer January 17, 2022
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pebble poo

The most disappointing poo a man can take it takes for ever for what nothing just a few pebbles sitting in the toilet looking at you leaving you more disappointed than your father.
I took a pebble poo and it took 30 minutes
by noah cucullu linden January 18, 2022
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