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Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.
Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in
by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021
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Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but he never fails to make you laugh.
Mike is dyspraxic but cool
by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024
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Mikelis

Miķelis is a bad bitch with an earring, he's extremely tall, like out of a SMUT book. He's just a dreamy hunk. He is a hottie, with a beautiful British accent. Not a single girl can turn him down. He is also extremely smart, overall just the best human being in the world. He's so perfect he's almost inhuman. He's the most caring and loving individual in the world, youd be lucky to have him.
Girl: Dude, you are such a Mikelis., Guy: What does that mean?, Girl: Like, the perfect guy.
by balandey April 8, 2025
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Mike Mike

That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.
- "I haven't had a blowjob in months...any ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."
by Gay Brad June 17, 2022
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Mike

Mike is just sooo basic
by Christina the great January 1, 2019
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Mike

Name of your only gay friend.

Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.
You: “Hello Mike”

Mike: “are you ready?”

you know the rest
by Logan hugil March 21, 2025
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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
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