master chatting

Too engage to chat to another person in an online dating site, then proceed to rub mustard on your "penis" and physically masterbate.

I was master chatting with Jessica all night long .

by Jackoff biotch 123 May 14, 2017

Master Break

Masturbating at work whilst on your break.

He's going for a Master Break instead of a usual cig break.

by Dockerz May 18, 2017

Dungeon master

A person who has a dungeon of sex slaves.

Person 1: Denis is a dungeon master
Person 2: Yeah, but his dungeon is full of chilldren

by BigDickMcCheese May 19, 2017

Scrub Master

The art of mastering being a dickhead and screwing everything up.

Damnit that scrub master is ruining are party.

by WordsDontLie June 4, 2017

master saster

One who is a of master sassification

Ever since Jerome got divorced he has become cynical and has become quite the master saster.

by Squidilicious June 13, 2017

Jild Master

If someone is a Master of a Guild in Guild Wars 2.

OMG. Are you a Jild Master????

by CrispyJildMaster October 30, 2017

fender master

A person who tends a fire in a wood stove/fireplace. Commonly used by old school Vermonters and people that watch weird British television.

The fender master needs to put a log on the fire STAT .

by Vermont Vermont November 4, 2017