Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.

TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt

by matth.ew December 30, 2019

Don’t take a picture

Used to convey that the speaker does not want remember the current state they are in.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Take home box

When you take a chick home to eat out her box.

Jamie asked the slutty waitress for a take home box.

by Sky God March 18, 2019

Taking the Train to Perry

When your life is a bender.

It sucks cleaning up after taking the train to Perry like that.

by HALFWAYMARK April 10, 2017

take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

take it from me

Believe me

Take it from me, she is right

by Johnik November 18, 2021

Youtube double take

(v.) The act of seeing something unbelievably disturbing and/or awesome on a youtube video (sometimes passing by too quickly to see clearly) and immediately rewinding to watch it again.

John did a youtube double take when he saw the newscaster get hit by a car.

Dude: Whoa! Were those jiggly boobs? *Backs video up a few seconds to watch again

by Jimmy McJimmers September 18, 2012