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Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022
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toilet room

When your on a game and have to go really bad that you can't even type bathroom and you type toilet room or your just trying to be funny
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Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
by JT slay November 10, 2022
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Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!
Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.
"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."
by chrischanlover69 January 1, 2022
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Toilet tugger

Someone whose main place of masturbation is a bathroom, and often after defacation.
“Joe over there definitely tugs over the toilet. Yep. He’s a toilet tugger.”
by Suq Madeek January 3, 2022
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toilet

A decide simply used for urination and the art of shitting
"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man

"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
by milk.exe May 16, 2022
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