stick shaft

When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.

Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.

Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.

by stickshaft April 23, 2014

no ending stick

When 2 men place their Penis against each others proceed to jack off and jizz

"Yo dude you wanna do a No Ending Stick?"

by TRUEBLUERACIST June 14, 2017

Wooking Stick

Wooking stick (noun): a simple tool, sometimes obtained from nature, used to facilitate walking after consumption of moonshine and ketamine.

That dirty wook is using his wooking stick to try and pray to the heady gods for more ketamine and whippets

by Redkamel August 19, 2018

window stick

stick a steller drinker will have

Tommy robinson carrirs around his window stick all the time

by Ndl member December 21, 2020

Rogering Stick

A make shift Dildo / insertable sex toy

"I'm sooo gonna use this rolling pin as a rogering stick on my girlfriend later"

by HoneyBadger_69 September 6, 2016

Asda stick

A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.

Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.

by Ophiucus October 3, 2020

ubi stick

A baseball bat used for bearing people up.

I will get to you with my ubi stick! You won’t survive once I’ve finished with whooping yo ass!

by Mesafromgoodlongtime May 23, 2023