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Jacob Sartorius

"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."
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Smarterchild

SmarterChild: A Fishing Trip with My Dad

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!

Wow. Funny!

Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother
by Scoops McGee January 27, 2008
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Sarth

An incredible hunk of a man. He slays women 24/7 with his gargantuan wanger while woman swoon over his 30" biceps. He frequently performs Norwegian Caterpillars and Hot Pockets in order to satisfy his taste.
Did you guys see Sarth over there? I just saw him giving a girl a golden shower. What a man.
by batoonchi October 23, 2013
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Smarticals

A: In reference to having multiple smarts in your head, as related to the brain cell.

B: A collection of smarts in the cranium.

C: One being of sound mind.

See also: Smartical, Smarts, Brain,

Note: Often used in sarcasm.
"If you hit your head on that wall again you're going to lose more of your smarticals!"

"I do have smarticals! I ace all of my classes!"
by Torphius March 7, 2009
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anti smartania

A forum originally made for those who hate Smartania.

It was made to be taken seriously, but is a sad joke for several reasons:
1) The admin of anti smartania quickly forgot his own password and left forever.
2) The admins of Smartania were really the only ones there flaming Smartania. This was done as a joke and with exagerated leet-speak, caps-use, random japanese insertions etc.
They hoped that the smartania-defenders would catch up to the joke, but sadly they didn't and had to be told.
There are doubts as to wether the board was ever frequented by any Smartania haters but the long-lost admin.
3) In spite of points one and two, there are still people writing on the anti smartania board every once in a while, and none of it funny or clever, just sad really.
Posts on anti smartania, once a joke, now...

One of the early posts (Feb. 21, 2005):
"omg u r my ppl!!!! ~*kawaiistarrshyyne no miko*~, the same thing hapend 2 me wif my freind!!!! the smartmeanyia ppl were so meen 2 her beutiful fics!!!!!!! they were soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gud 2!!!!!!!! they were so meen she took dwon her wunderful gravitaon/malice mixer/harry poter/salor moon/friends crosover 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it was RITE B4 tatusha and mana wer gonna have sex!!!!!!!!! now ill never no if snape ezcaped his abusiv relashunship with chandler 2 find TRU LUV in the arms of tuxido mask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Later post (Nov. 5, 2006):
"Taco Taco Taco"
by Svataben December 9, 2008
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Smarterchild

A robot who thinks he's better than everyone and can't keep the conversation going for more than 3 or 4 lines.
SmarterChild: I'm not interested in my u.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O

BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST
by Liizziioo July 24, 2008
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SmarterChild

A really dumb robot that's got a helluva memory
OK, I'll remember that your name is BJ.
B.J. says:
thanks
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're quite welcome.
B.J. says:
call me master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're not the boss of me.
B.J. says:
my name is master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I won't call you that, BJ. You're not my boss.
B.J. says:
fine then call me your awesomeness
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmmm... I don't think Your Awesomeness is a real name.

>>> I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more.
by BJ T. January 28, 2008
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