blue money phone

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone

1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.

by Count Orlok February 14, 2024

Phone-phobic

Person who hates and is against the usage of a phones and basically any type of electronic device. More specifically most old people.

Man, I swear that this guy is actually Phone-phobic, he keeps telling me the Phone is a disease

by ForbiddenTaco April 7, 2022

Skin Tone Bone Phone

EVP INPUT/OUTPUT RANGE 26 HZ MORE OR LESS TO 0 HZ

My skin tone bone phone where my bodily hairs pick up zenharmonic vibrations is me and resides at about 26 hz and below. Some times in the past; I’ve felt abused at this range of hearing and output vibrations so maybe just yah knows leave me alone with my peepholes ;)

“”ALSO WE NEED TO SCHEDULE NEUROLEPTICS LIKE THEY ARE HEROIN, BONE PHONE SKINTONE LEAVE ME THE F ALONE” - Ma Rappa

by The Late Nite Undertow January 19, 2023

Yell phone

It's a cellphone not a yell phone

This jackass on the metro was yelling on his cell phone, so Steve said "it was a cell phone, not a yell phone dumbass"

by brushnz August 26, 2022

phone vibe

When spending time with a person/people doesn’t actually involve spending time with each other and instead everyone just looks at their phones in silence.

Kinda lame

Μy friend Marshal is always on his phone, he’s a total phone vibe.

I wouldn’t have come to this party if I knew it was just gonna be a phone vibe.

by stevoooooo December 1, 2023

doo doo phone

A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.

Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.

by Real World May 11, 2016

Phone

What a fucking retard you are if you are asking your phone that... :)

What a PHONE

by higytuhyuyf June 16, 2019