The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!
Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...
Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"
Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"
by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010
A bunch of raggle toothed, dick skinning, moon unit lovers who seem to get pleasure from watching an old hag who likes being German goggled from multiple angles & distances wave from her castle once a year. They are a strange race & idolise people like, Alan Hanson & Gordon Brown. These 2 turn coat sons of brown octobers wish they where English as one runs England while the other doesnt shut up about it.
Sinj Maheed: Hey You Guy, Me Going Shoot You Yeah!
Tony Blair: Why?
Sinj Maheed: Cause Your An "Uber Wank"!
Tony Blair: Why?
Sinj Maheed: Cause Your An "Uber Wank"!
by T-Zone November 12, 2007
by EeePc May 15, 2011
A Cheeky Bum Wank is when a man slides a finger or a couple of fingers up another man's ass whilst having a wank in a public place. Usually in, but not limited to, public toilets.
by CheezeEGGSTREEME November 13, 2018
personally public wanking off to a girl/guy after seeing them or rubbing/ contact with them (non sexually or sexually) could be a random person accidentally touched you.
*personally wanks off to a girl they see or accidentally touch*
for example (fake names: johnbeaopt, ladypoof)
lady: *accidentally rubs her body on johns*
john: " oh shit, i'm going to put her in my personal wank bank and jerk off to her soon!"
*does it in public, not at home"
for example (fake names: johnbeaopt, ladypoof)
lady: *accidentally rubs her body on johns*
john: " oh shit, i'm going to put her in my personal wank bank and jerk off to her soon!"
*does it in public, not at home"
by LightMarks August 15, 2017
A cocaine and Adderall fueled alcoholic gambling addict with a predilection for Chinese prostitutes and Viagara.
God, I pulled such a Big Daddy Wank last night. I hit Mega Millions, bought 5,000 pounds of cocaine and lost the rest on $500,000 coin flips. I think my heart just exploded.
by BDW apostate May 12, 2006
by Carlos Jose June 21, 2017