Cottage cheese legs

When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.
dude, did you see those legs?

Yeah, man they are cottage cheese legs!
by ShortAndSweet February 19, 2015
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long legged mack daddy

US Senator and Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.
Pastor: Obama is a long legged mack daddy!
by antiscian April 12, 2008
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where her legs begin

A poetic way of saying pussy.
Brandon sat around thinking of Amelia and how he would love to get back to where her legs begin.
by von groovy July 21, 2017
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peanut butter legs

Toni Donati
"Hey that bitch's got peanut butter legs."
by yo mama June 18, 2003
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Big Daddy Dong Leg

1. A mythical creature rarely seen by human eyes. Those whom have seen it were so mortified by the grotesque sight of its incomparable penis size run in fear from the massive mythical load believed to exist within the creatures mammoth nuts which kills all of those who come in contact with it.

2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.

3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {Cock of Ages}
Why is there a trench between these two foot prints?
It must be the mythological Big Daddy Dong Leg!!!
by Nick Gibson March 21, 2007
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two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.
It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch
by The_Devon October 20, 2009
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Long-legged mack daddy

A long-legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.
by StG44 August 07, 2009
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