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Fat Hand

To enrage or infuriate someone by not giving them or not granting them something they want or need. It is also done while utilizing condescention and mild sarcasm. It is usually done in such a manner that cannot be proven or come back on the person that is doing the Fat Handing.
The lady at the Public Works window had a bad day and decided to take it out on the next customer by Fat Handing him. She said in a very condescending manner, "Sir, I'm sorry but the forms you filled out in triplicate are incorrect because you used blue ink instead of black. You'll have to come back after my lunch hour and fill them out again. Have a nice day". She did this while staring at her finger nails.
by Vermiform March 29, 2009
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Fat Surfer

A man who must ride waves of fat before he can have intercourse with an extremely obese woman.
Your daddy is a fat surfer because your mother is so fat that before your daddy can make love to her he must first slap her thighs and then ride the waves in.
by Dane Eidson January 12, 2009
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fat leprechaun

A short, rotund, blonde or red-haired man of British or Irish, Scottish, Welsh descent; typically enjoys overeating and indulging in alcoholic beverages. Usually has the same silhouette as Jabba The Hut. LOL
by Gabbi Rivera February 5, 2014
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fat jemima

A fat girl with crusty skin and fat rolls. Mainly black girls
That bitch Alyssa is such a fat jemima.
by Kylene green June 8, 2014
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Fat Willard

After thanksgiving dinner, John headed for the bathroom to drop a fat willard.
by Bittermama66 October 10, 2014
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Chillin' fat

Really intense chillin' that usually invovles food
Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Just chillin' fat
by Thetorax April 16, 2015
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fat ginger

Fat Ginger, the Coolest ginger Commonly named nick. Has a cow lick and Says back in my day and talks about tyrone. Has braces and is the most hilarious ginger you will ever meet.
Person 1:Yo is fat ginger coming over to the party tonight.

Person 2: Yes is gonna be lit and Hilarous.

Person 1: You know it!!
by Frecklespaiszer789 December 18, 2016
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