broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.

MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.

by roberst September 05, 2011

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New Out of Date Dodge Ram

a Dodge Ram Made after 2019

This New Out of Date Dodge Ram is for sale for $9.9

by Cober Kai January 05, 2024

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starget date

The target start date for any given project.

"What is the starget date for the next foundation?"

by kelp#1 February 13, 2014

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Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 12, 2017

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Party Date

When you invite someone, you like, to a party, but when they arrive to your house It actually turns out to be a date with a candle-lit dinner.

You: “Hey, do you wanna go to a party?”
Your Crush: “Sure, that’s sounds fun.”
Later…
Your Crush: *Opens Door* “Wtf…”
You: “Suprise!! This is actually a date. A Party Date. :)”

by Equype September 23, 2022

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