Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

by Jeramuse February 3, 2023

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Madam your jam

A very polite way to let your best lady friend you are about to cum on her back, or inside of her.

* A few gutteral moans * Madam, your JAAAAAMMMM!! Madam your jam

by Menable September 16, 2016

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A video blog about life in Korea run by Simon and Martina Stawski. They cover numerous topics including: Music, Culture and food. Eat Your Kimchi has a very diverse audience who call themselves "The Nasties".

Hey, have you seen Eat Your Kimchi's new Kpop music monday?

OoOOooh...you so nasty!

Kiss and touch me; rub my bananas!

Brohoho!

by Dr. Meemersworth February 8, 2013

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Your grandpap a trap

Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian and your granny tranny

“Your granny tranny” you respond with “Your grandpap a trap

by TazFTW March 14, 2018

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shock your mom

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"

by dipsetty January 25, 2009

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Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.

I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018

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