Quick-dump artist

Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.
"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.
by kingmerriam March 14, 2014
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Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
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Alabama Dump Truck

When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time
This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.
by RD94 November 26, 2021
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dump door

I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants
by Shiftylou February 17, 2017
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kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.
Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck
by CrystalClearSight June 17, 2021
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fuck this dump

When you’ve finally had it with a place that really sucks.
Customer or boss: *some bullshit*
Rachel: “Fuck this dump

Rachel signed off slack and was never heard from again.
by garvey July 19, 2020
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Load z dump

When the Crypto Market crashes “Load Z Dump
Is a common sentence used from a meme
by Monstervf June 04, 2018
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