fresh ass

new girlfriend or significant other.

Yo did u see Tyrell? He got him some fresh ass!

by b1gg3r February 28, 2018

ass spatula

Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.

Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.

by KnifeySpoony March 19, 2011

Ass to Mass

Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.

No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.

by Bradaz - Article October 19, 2022

Froged in the ass

To get the high ground on someone in a video game or any sort of game but they turn out to be way better than you and they then proceed to beat/kill you.

Froged in the ass:
Dude, I was playing FortNite Battle Royal and I was in the last 5 alive and some guy totally froged me in the ass and I lost.

by RackyRollie December 7, 2017

you're such an ass

its almost the same as saying "you're such a jerk!"

1-Hey, where did you get that mug?
2-I'm not going to tell you haha
1- You're such an ass!

by scytghe April 14, 2021

Fizz Ass

The act of releasing feces the morning after a long night of drinking.

Wow! Youmee really had a mean case of Fizz Ass after her night on the town.

by Fizz Doctor January 26, 2008

Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry

Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass

by Lil_$kittle$ August 13, 2020