Cunt Monkey

someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.

"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"

by Brent B. June 4, 2007

snow monkey

any northern european caucasion.

that motherfuckin snow monkey enslaved my people.

by Edaurdo Jones October 13, 2007

abercrombie monkey

a monkey that wears faded jeans and strange ripped hats. They are obviously cooler than the other monkeys. Girl monkeys love to pick bugs out of abercrombie monkeys hair. They are much sexier and often can be found in cool poses.

Wow, that abercrombie monkey has lots of girl monkeys peeling his banana. He also has an artsy stare and very large ab muscles.

by wassupwitcha April 4, 2005

Cable Monkey

The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.

1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.

2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!

by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

script monkey

Customer Service Rep who flops like a flounder once the caller's questions go off-script.

That script monkey forwarded me to a menu and I ended up back with him. He then proceeded to follow the same script and tried to forward me again.

by Bob Tenaglio December 31, 2006

monkey dunkin

While in the act of coutis and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum.

While in the act of sex, and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum. This can be referred to as monkey dunkin!!!!!!

by good monkey gone bad March 14, 2011

Bloody Monkey

a 40oz of Olde English 800 mixed with some Cranberry juice

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with cranberry juice.

It is a very tasty treat.

You wanna 40?

Only if you got some cranberry juice so i can make a Bloody Monkey

by diznon August 21, 2009