Matthew

Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.

We had to cancel Prom because all the hoes wanted Matthew - "Me, bitch"

by MBison69 November 23, 2021

Matthew Handy

the sexiest lightskin man alive

Yo’ that guy is Matthew Handy.

by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025

Matthew is gay

Matthew the gaylord:He's obsessed with fucking Emo guys and thinks chicks are weird he's too emo and gay for this world smh anyways he is gay that is why he's called gaylord..

Person:Guy's look its gaylord, he like emo boys and he's a little so gay for this world

Matthew:HuH

Matthew is gay.

by Not_yui November 23, 2023

Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother

Your a "Matthew Alan Logsdon"

by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022

Matthew

Local white boy always nice to hang with.

Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.

by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019

Matthew

a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people

Matthews dick is hard while he eats sausage roll

by penis enjoyer64 July 11, 2023

matthew

big retard

oh look at that matthew it’s a big retard!

by Luckychamer2.0 February 18, 2023