a person who loves hanging out, and when you find a Josh Eli Mari, you'll want to keep him forever as he will love you unconditionally.
by big.booty.boi May 25, 2019
Get the Josh Eli Marimug. this woman is know to be the sexiest female in existence. She is know for having the fattest set of tits and ass, Gods greatest creation.
by Zoiauna Marie Davis June 7, 2023
Get the Zoiauna Marie Davismug. A lil small cannibal who finds blondes to be a delicacy. She believes she is avarage height (she ain't sorry to break it to you). Honestly shuch a keyboard warrior but don't let that catch you off guard she can be such a lil rebel IRL too, be warned,be aware and always stay vigilant.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth
• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth
• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.
by Apersonwhocanbemisunderstood:( July 29, 2023
Get the Mari le cannibalmug. Such a lovely person! Met her via Roblox and we were just bombing each other on a game. And still miss her ngl but after she broke up with me the contact went poof. We had such a great time on Roblox and minecraft! Idk what was wrong. idk if i still have feelings for her im just confused, alone and depressed. If you read this Eddie. Could we communicate more often?
by theoneandonlyafghan November 21, 2021
Get the Evelyn Mary Jonesmug. A beautiful , beautiful , beautiful person full to express herself , she’s a normal teenager like every other person , EVERY teen talks sh* , just that lena had other things in her plate , getting called annoying WOULDNT make her k* herself , it was lena’s way to cope and how to feel getting called annoying , but HALEY never knew that she would do it , Lena was doing mean things at the time and Haley was just agreeing with her fans that what she was doing was wrong , she’s only 15...ONLY 15 , she doesn’t understand humanity at such a young age nor consequences , common sense .
by goofyhales September 20, 2019
Get the Haley Marie Moralesmug. A being named Mary Anne who went to Lake Forest, Illinois High School who smokes 50 cigarettes a day and has nasty teeth that are brown and yellow, is an alcoholic and lives with your grand parents in there side house and doesn't pay any form of rent money but occasionally weeds dead flowers and drives them places and should be out on her ass in the streets. A bitch who is two face friends with your mother and family is a full on Nasty Satanist who accepts blood money all the time to hide 3rd Dimensional Humans off her smart phone
by The Gods & Goddesses November 7, 2019
Get the Nasty Mary Annemug. Usually a white woman who for some reason cannot resist black men no matter how unnattractive they are. They still hang around all their black children though. A Mary Poppins a wigger and will do white stuff like take her kids to soccer practice and stuff. But she still loves black men.
by KnowerOfAll December 18, 2005
Get the mary poppinsmug.